Review: Sniffies made getting laid as a gay man too easy

Cards on the table, it’s been a spectacularly slutty year. There is no shame in hiding it. I can live alone for longer than an arm’s length, and I would kill for a double income to upgrade my lifestyle here in Chicago. The good thing is that I shamelessly do whatever I want, including recently testing gay dating apps for Mashable. But recently, the same old dating apps have become a bit stale.

Grindr ads are killing me; Everyone on Hinge lies about having gay boats; And thanks to a former stalker of mine, I did banned from tinder For almost a decade. But, that’s a different story. I’m looking for a new way to have casual sex, and I may be a little late to the game, but Jesus H. Christ, Sniffies – where the hell have you been hiding?

For gays who are still unaware of the dirty circus called sniffies, just know that it makes Grindr look like something your mom would pull at Sunday brunch. Compared to Sniffies, Grindr keeps your feed restrained — faceless torsos, headshots of struggling actors, empty profiles, and if you’re lucky, some muscle jock’s butt. Despite Grindr’s NSFW reputation, it’s not something you can’t post on Instagram.

Sniff, on the other hand? Of cock. everywherehole, As far as the eye can see. All this is marked on the blue map of your area. The facial photos seem illegal, as this is an app made for sex and nothing else. And, you can find it in seconds. still best hookup apps Could never work that fast. The first time I used “the app” (I’ll explain why in quotes in a bit), I had a guy from around the corner and to my apartment in less than five minutes. It was almost too easy.

How does Sniffies work?

ok, so, you Can’t find sniffies in the app store Now, thanks to Apple’s famously prudent guidelines. Bummer. I know. Instead, you have to use whatever browser you’ve got on your phone or laptop and go to sniffies websiteYou will be given the option to create a profile or visit anonymously, If you create a profile, you can do basically everything you do on any gay dating app – set your preferences, leave a biography, broadcast your kinks, note your stance on casually masturbating, you get the picture – only the big question here is, “How much nudity should I show in my profile?”

When your profile is complete, you’ll be graced with the Sniffy’s Cruising Map. Profiles appear in small circles, almost like pins. You can click on any profile and send a message to anyone you’re interested in meeting IRL. You’ll also have access to popular cruising spots around the city that you might not even know are cruising areas. (Editor’s note: In New York City, we heard There are credible reports that the NYPD is using Sniffies Popular cruise spots tend to arrest gay men, so plan cruises accordingly.) After using Sniffies, I will never look at the bathroom at my local home improvement store the same way again.

Some of these locations are set up in public parks, businesses, etc. Obviously, it’s not legal to travel to places like this, and I certainly don’t recommend breaking the law to meet people. I am also not shy. No matter how much you want to, meeting a 6’4″ dad and asking you to meet him at a place you definitely shouldn’t be is probably not wise.

You will see many men hosting sex parties, group jerkoff sessions, gloryholes and much more. These are usually planned in advance, and you’ll need to ask the group host if you can attend. He’ll probably say yes, and can you bring a friend?

Unlike most gay dating apps, even if you don’t create a profile, you can still access everything on Sniffies instantly. Although this may be convenient, please protect your privacy accordingly. However, as a free user, you will only be able to send your own photos in chat. This is great for all you DL men with wives. And, yes, I’m judging you.

Should I get Sniffies?

Hey, it’s up to you – but here’s what you have to do. be careful. People on Sniffies are on Sniffies for one thing only: to have sex with you. You Desire Find sex as a gay man (or trans person, you can do that too!) through Sniffies, just make sure you’re doing so safely and not getting yourself into any trouble. Fun is fun when it’s fun, just use your brain, even if all your blood is flowing somewhere else. If something doesn’t feel right, it probably isn’t. And, for the love of God – get tested regularly.

If you want to try it, just visit the Sniffies website.