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Ryan Murphy’s latest Hulu series is probably in your feed right now, the legal drama starring Allura Grant (Kim Kardashian), Emerald Green (Niecy Nash) and Liberty Ronson (Naomi Watts) starting their own female-led, women-only law firm with Dinah Standish (Glenn Close). Among the clients, they’re facing a particularly angry Carrington Lane (Sarah Paulson), a gun attorney they didn’t invite to the party (because she regularly steals their lunches or something).
Critics hate ‘All is Fair’, but the Internet has other ideas
Critics and audiences are dramatically divided everything is fair – David Mack of Slate called it “one of the worst TV shows of all time” hollywood reporterAngie Hahn called it “unforgivably dull”, and GuardianLucy Mangan called it “fascinating, existentially terrifying”. Looks like the show is on Dynasty “I own 51 percent of this company” Energy, and whether it achieves that goal or not is your decision. But without context, this series is pure meme fodder for the one-liners this melodramatic artist drops time and again.
Here are some lines from everything is fair He saw me spit out the coffee, fall out of my chair, and fall into the barn.
“Come on, gloves!”
Emerald cheers up her newly divorced client by praising him.
“No problem, coos McGees.”
Carrington becomes angry that she has not been invited to join the firm.
“Everything from cocktails to cock rings in one 24-hour period – God, I love my job.”
Liberty is informed about a case.
“Put your wig down, Allura, because it might blow it back out.”
Panna is going to serve up hard cold truths.
“In honor of your big milestone, I present you with a fruit basket, organic and lightly brushed of salmonella and fecal matter. Eat a watermelon ball, then maybe you can relax all the Ozempic you’ve been primarily comforting, you fat, treacherous lawn chairs.”
Carrington sends a fruit basket for the firm’s 10th anniversary.
“What we have here is knowledge, and knowledge is the key to the lock. We just have to turn it in the right direction.”
Allura contributes to the briefing.
Emerald Green (Niecy Nash) and Allura Grant (Kim Kardashian).
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“You don’t give us what we want, everything we want, those eggs will never be seen inside Allura’s hoo-ha, because I would personally slather them in A1 steak sauce and eat them with fries.”
Carrington, uh, conversation?
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“Well, this is New York City, which is an island, so it’s safe to assume there are plenty of other fish in the sea.”
Liberty gives romantic advice.
“Someone has a vengeful vagina!”
Emerald will be helpful.
“Will Jane Austen really help you cope with aging and coming to terms with seriousness and public opinion?”
Allura gets real.
“You know me – I’ll do anything for you, except represent you, which I wouldn’t do even if I were penniless and starving on the side of the road, forced to blow up a priest with chlamydia for a bowl of refried beans.”
Carrington politely declined the job.
“Piggy Wiggly Tits, or as they call them on the farm, Bo Knits.”
I am not giving you any reference to this emerald moment.
“Mayor McHead Cheese, Diane Sawyer, Lola So-and-so, George Washington.”
Carrington addresses her enemies outside the court.
“Allura, when are you going to go crazy? When are you going to bend his testicles and feed him tiny, filthy pieces? When are we going to get revenge?”
Liberty makes a suggestion.
“Now, you might think I’m being a greedy little pig…”
Carrington starts a sentence.
“Don’t bore anyone else with your instructions, I know where I’m going.”
Carrington is doing the most.
“Oh, Dinah Standish, you old plow horse, I sure thought they’d have sent you to the glue factory by now.”
Carrington shot one of his light arrows at Dinah.
“Boy, do I love coming here, walking down that aisle shaped like the Joker’s cervix.”
Carrington arrives at the office.
“Am I making myself clear, Sir F*x-a-lot?”
Carrington addresses a customer.
“See you in court, Kentburger.”
Carrington signs.
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Updated: November 18, 2025, 11:37 am Updated with more untouched dialogue from episode 4.